Will you be my pizza man?
AnonymousI prefer hamburgers.
How about we role-play, you can be a White Castle employee and I’ll be the hungry customer.
Anonymous
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This may be the best news I have ever woken up to.
My hamburger bed is the most comfortable bed in the world.
I always get a solid 68 hours of sleep in it. (When I factor in drugs I can sleep for months).
Mmm…Sam is so warm.
Sam. In my hamburger bed…this must be a drug induced hallucination…
Home sweet home.
It isn’t much.
But it’s the closest thing I have to a home.
Did you want me to set up a cabin for you or…
Hey, Cas, it looks nice.
Well, you know how things work here better than I do, so whatever you want to do… either way, I want to see that hamburger bed, haha.
Here, let me give you a tour of the cabin.
Here’s said bed:
I’ll let you sleep in it if you want, I can take the floor or something. I hope you’ll enjoy the lettuce sheet, it reminds me of you.
I also have a hamburger phone:
Although I don’t get much use out of it, since the phone and power lines have been down for years.
Oh, and let me introduce you to Mr. Burger:
He’s not very talkative though.
I guess that’s about it. Make yourself at home, there isn’t really much to do around here.
Home sweet home.
It isn’t much.
But it’s the closest thing I have to a home.
Did you want me to set up a cabin for you or…
*opens eyes* Oh, holy shit.
I’m sorry you had to witness this. I …wish you hadn’t. Please stay where you are, I’ll come pick you up.
Alright, sounds good. I feel as though I should be better armed…
QUICK! GET IN.
*jumps in* Good timing, Cas.
It’s good to see you.
It’s good to see you as well Sam.
It’s been a long… long time.
We’re almost here.
*opens eyes* Oh, holy shit.
I’m sorry you had to witness this. I …wish you hadn’t. Please stay where you are, I’ll come pick you up.
Alright, sounds good. I feel as though I should be better armed…
QUICK! GET IN.
It's fine... I just want to be away from here and I know I can trust you. I'll be there soon...
I’ll be waiting for you.
Do you need anything? I can set up a cabin for you; a lot of our men died last week in the north end so we have a few vacant shacks.
